I am pleased to announce that Cliffe Head of Security and Gravy Bones, Josh “Deer Chaser” Furryman, has at long last been recognised for his brilliance and beauty. Yesterday, at the local dog show, he surpassed all expectations. His first coup was in the category of Best Rescue Dog, winning despite having all legs intact and not using the despicable tactic of being a 6 month old Jack Russell puppy. Then, still heady with the sweet wine of victory, he somehow refocused and managed to retain his Controlled Sausage Eating dominance up against the ringer and well known yogi Flash the Yorkie. Ultimately (with some very strong opposition including ex beauty queen Maisie the grinning Staffy) his class was indisputable and after some “edge of seat” deliberation by the extremely talented judges, Joshie raised the cup for Best Dog in Show. Well done, Josh, the boy did good! Mind you, he does come from a very good family.